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Sunday Sesh: Prog Your Hog with The Sea Within
Have you given your brain ample time to ease off the booze/benzos/kratom/xannies since graduation? Good, because this morning we’re getting ... -
Need Advice? Submit Your Questions to Cat Jones
Here’s your chance to get your troubles solved (or at least addressed) by everyone’s favorite left-coast metalhead, Cat Jones. -
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Muscle and Marrow Is No More
(THE MINISTER steps to the podium. Behind him, and to the left, a slideshow of family photos of Kira Clark ... -
Sunday Sesh: Strung-Out
Need some Sunday pain relief? Of course you fucking do. Try this potent horse-hair blend. -
Ranked: Every Song on the Dumb and Dumber Soundtrack
Let’s listen to the soundtrack of one of the finest films ever made. -
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Monster Movie Double Smash: Pacific Rim Uprising and Rampage
You, as a patron of the Toilet, are a high-minded connoisseur of art and culture. You eat the finest foie ... -
UPLIFTING NON-METAL REVIEW: Tengil – shouldhavebeens
Imagine if The Cure had a large part of their sound informed by black metal and post-black metal. I’m not ...