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The Link-Up Spell: Gathering around the end-year bonfire
Get together around the Elfic bonfire to say express your sincere thanks for everything good and bad of this year! -
The Biggest Disappointments of 2017
It’s Xmas Eve and I’ve got terrible news: you ain’t gettin’ shit from Santa. Do you feel bitter disappointment at ... -
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Don’t Miss These EPs: Kürøishi, Inequity, Kohti Tuhoa
Christmas is the time of giving season of spending, so here’s three records you shouldn’t miss, but instead spend your ... -
Stay the Hell Away from Viberate
Remember my satirical article about a shady-ass promoter selling bands fake currency to help them with promotion? Turns out that ... -
Ministry to Release the Most Embarrassing Album of 2018
It is with a heavy heart that I report the early 2000s are back. -
The Transformative Song – A Theory for Making Better Rock Music Today.
“Plenty Filler, Not Much Killer.” That’s a common complaint people have about records these days – certainly one that I ... -
The Link-Up Spell: Embracing fatalism with Dark Tranquillity – We Are the Void
This week, we enter into the fantastic school of stoicism to analyze the lyrics behind the album We Are the ... -
Memoirs Of A Traveling Bear: SteelChaos
I’ve been to places (SteelChaos); I’ve seen things (bands and booze). And it’s done me no good, so now you’re ... -
Gibson is Killing Cakewalk and Taking the Money
It takes something that I am either incredibly excited about or incredibly incensed about to write much of anything outside ...