Machine Head: Yeah gimme a uuuuuuuh

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*pulls into drive-through*

-“Hi, welcome to McMetal’s!”

-“yeah I’ll have a uuuuuuuuuh… number five with a…”

“…uuuuummmmmmm…”

“…no just a plain burger with a uhhhhhh…”

“…actually make that a spicy fish fillet combo with a chocolate shake and uuuuuuuum….”

“…no scratch that I’ll have a uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh water.”

-“Like, just one bottle of water?”

-“No like a cup of tap water, the more insipid the better.”

-“Uh… fine, whatever.”

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