Photo Chop: 5th Edition

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Congratulations (ov hell!) to George Lynch for dominating the 4th Edition of Photo Chop with his peerless pixel manipulation of the typical FFDP fan in his natural environment: upside down, ignoring women and guzzling Natty Ice.

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GL, be sure to get in touch with Papa Joe for your glorious prize pack (prize pack does not include KFC pictured in header)! [Joe Note: I owe you TWO caption contest prizes. I’ll put ’em in the mail this week. Srs]

This time, it’s back to work. Let’s get some shit done, dammit. No more frittering away the day wasting time on Hellz Toiletz or whatever the hell this place is called. Get your ass in that conference room and let’s see what you’ve been working on these last two weeks. I’d better see some serious progress or you’re going back on that 90-day performance plan, buddy… stop crying it’s not that bad. Look, just have your latest draft sent over to me via email by 5PM… actually you’d better put it on the SharePoint site since my Outlook inbox has a thousand unread messages. Do you have SharePoint access? You should have set that up on day one.

Fine, just call Tim at the help desk and tell him I said to make this a priority. Let me know when you finish this. Do you also have the accompanying appendices for your presentation? You don’t?! What were you working on all day Thursday?! Karen from Southeast Marketing is depending on those appendices for her new recruits… okay you’d better get going, then. You’ve got your work cut out for ya, huh? *sighs, shakes head disapprovingly*

The rules:

  • Keep it clean & safe for work
  • Be creative & use whatever tools you want; “talent” or “skill” is not required
  • Post your entry in a new Disqus comment below
  • Entries will be judged on the number of upvotes they receive
  • The winner will be announced in the following week’s edition and will win a CD of Buckshot Facelift‘s Living Ghosts of the Northern Shore!

This edition’s image:

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Be sure to call me on my cell if you need any alignment on your action items, but only in the next 45 minutes cuz then I’m leaving for the day. Just because. Because I can. And you can’t.

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