Ban Bullet Belts

Is that a gun in your pants or are you just a poser? It’s time we had “the talk”. You’re an adult now, so it’s time to have frank and important discussions that will help make you a better person. Bullet belts are played out. They’re over. It’s time to retire bullet belts. Every Tom, Dick, and Goathammer Warfukkler has one. Throw ’em next to your Motley Crue dungaree jacket, your Defend Death Metal snapback, your Pantera sweatpants and your Rick and Morty Origin shirt. Time to straighten-up, fly right, and stop embarrassing your mother. If you wear a bullet … Continue reading Ban Bullet Belts