Allow me to apologize for my lengthy absence. Two weeks ago I overheard a grown-ass man singing and dancing along to “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” and immediately tried to kill myself. I woke up in the ICU just a few days ago. Evidently I didn’t kill myself hard enough; a mistake I do not intend to make again. [W. – Next time you try to kill yourself, make a noose from razor wire, tie it around your neck, super glue your hands to your head, then leap from a balcony. People will be super impressed that you managed to … Continue reading Bvrning down the Christmas tree: Combating Christmas music, No. 3