When your father was 35 he already toured with Edgar Winter, Steely Dan, and The Starland Vocal Band. Let’s face it: you will never achieve your various goals. That novel you’ve been thinking about for the past ten years? Not going to happen? Your stand-up career? Even open mic nights don’t want you. Full-time video streamer? Yeah, you and everyone else that’s downloaded Fortnite in the past year. Even your music career has stalled. Your dreams of metal stardom have more dust on them than that Metal Core pedal you got off Craigslist a few years ago. No riffy riffs, … Continue reading By Age 35, You Should Have Already Been In One Of These Bands