“We’re gonna be talking about THE PENIS!” – Coach Buzzcut, Beavis and Butthead Writer’s Note: This article contains NSFW language and content. If you get yelled at for reading this while at work, that’s on you. The penis has always been an integral part of the metal ethos. No matter how much black metal dorks posture as gay-bashing “hessians,” metal was built upon the foundation of cock. If singer-songwriter records come from the heart, heavy metal albums come from the urethra. From Faith No More writing about the joys of fellatio to Accept loudly exclaiming how their balls (and, by … Continue reading Exclusive Video Premiere: Thunderkok’s “Parental Erection” (NSFW)