[Staind voice] It’s been awhile. Almost a year, in fact, since the last one of these contests.  A lot has happened since then, most things safely filed away in the shit cabinet. But we move on. We live, we persevere, and we make art. Beautiful, wonderful art. We are lucky to have such a talented group to call brothers and sisters as we float together in this Toilet. Their skill is on display below where thirteen different Toileteers offer up their wares if you have coin. As with the last time we did this, the rules were simple: 1. Create your … Continue reading I See a Red Door and I Want It MS Painted Black: The Return of the Contest