Today I’m not going to complain about Christmastime. Just kidding. I totally am. But first I want to share something from my past with you. Yes, this is a real picture of young Masterlord. I know what you’re thinking. “He looks so happy. What the hell happened to him between then and now that made him hate Christmas so much?” Well, for one, my brain has almost fully developed since then. That, coupled with an impressive collection of psychiatric diagnoses, has wrought a change in me. Now for some reason I can’t stand having plastic happiness repeatedly crammed down my esophagus by the seasonal beast with a thousand … Continue reading It’s Kvlt Outside: Combating Christmas Music No. 4