Greetings, metal artists. You don’t know me, but I know you. Or at least I want to know you — all of you — all at the same time. But I can’t. I can’t, you see, because there are too goddamn many of you. So any metal musicians out there who come across this message, do me a teeny tiny personal solid here and stop making any more music. No more bands, please. There are officially too many bands, there is officially too much metal. It’s safe to say based on most of the peons I’ve come across in the … Continue reading It’s Time to Stop Making Metal Music