It’s so fucking hot out right now. As I begin to write, it’s now June 28th, Day Whatever of the New Seattle Heatwave, peaking at 110 degrees Fahrenheit. I’d like to thank the fine folks at ExxonMobil and Shell for their continual patronage of global CO production, and of course all the little people like me who make the dream possible with our daily commutes and interminable traffic jams. Really makes you feel like you’re part of something grand. I’m swaddling my dog in wet rags and performing regular water changes to keep my aquarium from roasting its residents. It’s … Continue reading Longing For The Mercy Of Winter