Yeah, I’ve heard you all lauding over the new Crotch Monster release. Sure, it’s okay – I mean — if you don’t know anything about music. See, I know everything about music. I’m not your average metal blogger. I am a blogger with a rich musical background. I actually played guitar in bands, many bands. So believe me when I say this band fucking sucks and – unlike everybody else – I actually know what I’m talking about. Oh, you haven’t heard of any of my music? Considering your pretty basic taste, (and my Bandcamp metrics) that’s not much of … Continue reading Me Being a Failed Musician Has Nothing to Do With Why I Think Your Band Fucking Sucks