This nerd is Very Mad Online and here to warn you about the latest epidemic in metal: False Slam Ah, Slam. The genre that I go to whenever I feel like jamming the sickest grooves without putting any thought into it. As with a lot of extreme metal, I find it a bit tricky to reconcile the most common themes and topics of the genre with music that is just plain stupid fun. But as ignorant as the lyrics are (a perfect match for the music), they’re usually sung by massive dorks who are, in my experience, incredibly nice IRL. … Continue reading Opinion: DEATH TO FALSE SLAM