A Modest Proposal for Renaming the “Battle Vest”

Good morning again dear readers! It’s time for another fireside chat with yours truly! Last time we met we dusted off our old textbooks and adjusted our tweed thinking caps while we took thoughtful sips of flavored bubble water and pondered the social function of metal as a whole…but this time I am afraid it is a far more serious matter we must discuss. Even if you live in a secluded cave in Tasmania you are certainly aware of the common decorum of The Modern Metalhead. And while there is certainly no shortage of comments to be made on the … Continue reading A Modest Proposal for Renaming the “Battle Vest”