Review: AbortedVault of Horrors

The doctor said my mom should’ve had an Aborted! You ever feel completely out of your depth being a metal fan? Like one of those dreams where you are late for an exam, except you didn’t study or attend class all semester, you can’t find the classroom, and you also forgot to wear pants somehow? I swear it must be some kind of latent PTSD that stems from how much pressure my parents put on me to do well in school, but that’s kinda how I feel around seasoned metalheads sometimes. They seem to have the entire history of metal … Continue reading Review: AbortedVault of Horrors