Review: ExhumedRed Asphalt

Exhumed‘s latest 10-track-pile-up burns rubber and drives recklessly. For fans of David Cronenberg’s Crash. The American mind holds many (idiotic) beliefs, but one of the most prominent of them is central to how our most vital cities are constructed: public transit is for pussies. Yes, our most beautiful braindead of nations loves driving Ford F-150 suburban tanks and Chevy pedestrian killers almost as much as we hate frilly European concepts such as “walkable cities,” “sustainable and safe transportation,” and “not dying at the hands of God’s drunkest driver.” This adoration comes with costs, ranging from mundane hours spent in traffic to … Continue reading Review: ExhumedRed Asphalt