You remember Jon Schaffer, right? Of course you do, but just in case, here’s a reminder: Jon Schaffer was the guitarist and mastermind behind Iced Earth and Demons and Wizards. He also destroyed his life by trying to meekly overthrow the United States government with his goober friends in the Oath Keepers. Schaffer’s big, dumb goat face was clearly seen during the January 6th insurrection. After bravely going into hiding for a while, he was eventually caught.  Despite ratting out all his Gadsden Flag-waving buddies, the bard behind such classics as “When The Eagle Cries” and “Im-Ho-Tep” was jailed and … Continue reading Shirt Stains: Jon Schaffer Is Not Sorry