Melodic Swamp Ass Metal I’m sure you’ve heard it a million times already, but this month has been a year. Just two week’s into President Trump 2.0 and chaos has already ensued across multiple fronts. It’s all be a whirlwind of fuck and we’ve got four more years of this bullshit. So what does a faded Finnish melodic death metal band do when they see millions of people rightly freaking out? Piggyback off it with some dumbshit merchandise! It’s 2025. It’s been TEN FUCKING YEARS since President Pigshit descended down from a golden escalator and unleashed that mind-numbing “Make America … Continue reading Shirt Stains: Kalmah Wants To Drain The Swamphony