If you’re ever feeling nostalgic for the early 2000’s, just look at this. That mixture of excess, post-9/11 fear, and what-the-fuck-consumerism that is, in some ways, very charming. It’s a hunk of plastic to put over your cell phone, but it’s metal. Well, sort of. Technically, it’s not an Ozzy Osbourne Cell Phone Faceplate Cover. It’s a The Osbourne Family Cell Phone Faceplate Cover. Y’know. From the MTV show, The Osbournes. Your favorite dysfunctional family that had wacky non-adventures every week that helped reinvent Ozzy Osbourne as the lovable dad. It was a big success and helped introduce the world … Continue reading Shirt Stains: The Osbourne Family Cell Phone Cover