Hurry! There are only (probably) seconds left∗ before the New York Times e-gentrifies DALL⋅E mini and exclusively uses it to generate NFTs for Ennui Monkey Boat Disco dweebs or whatever. (Its creators have already been forced to rebrand, and they chose craiyon—a charmless, Palo Alto-ass name that gives me no hope for its longevity.) For those living with Shinedown under a hard rock, DALL⋅E mini is an AI model that creates images based on any supplied text. Metal is no stranger to the concept of artificial intelligence; killbot lyrics and artwork are a dime a dozen, and how else do you … Continue reading The Black Dall-E-a Minis