The Real Man’s Super Bowl Halftime Show

Finally, a voice brave enough to stand up and speak the truth: WHITE PEOPLE ARE BACK!!! Foreigners, am I right? I mean, what has this virtuous bastion of a country even come to? Football is the pinnacle of our culture, nay, very civilization and these absolute woke libs have the audacity to ruin everything fundamental about the manliest sport in existence. Think about it, what can possibly be manlier or more American than giant, muscular men in cartoon figure branded tights dominating each other physically over a ball that resembles an inverse hourglass (or a penis that has rubber bands … Continue reading The Real Man’s Super Bowl Halftime Show