Toilet Radio 122: EXTREMELY CURSED METAL T-SHIRT

I’m mad as hell and I can’t take it anymore. I went to a metal show and came home with the worst metal tee that’s ever been made. Ever since I brought this home my pets have been sick, my houseplants have been dying, and food no longer has any flavor. We’re talking about this shirt (that will soon be yours), Metallica’s pyrrhic war against Napster, going deaf at 30 from loud metal shows, shitty sitcoms, the battle of singles vs. albums, beer, and longbuttz. Most importantly, 365 drinks a mystery Russian soda and we begin our new side project: … Continue reading Toilet Radio 122: EXTREMELY CURSED METAL T-SHIRT