A long walk off a short pier. I’m told Twelve Foot Ninja is a metal band. Youtube keeps recommending their music video with the thumbnail where the singer has giant parachute pants on. Yeah, you know the video I’m talking about. The one with over 7 million views. I’m also told that they have fans. I’m lead to believe that they’ve even received positive reviews on this very website. I don’t know. Frankly, I don’t want to know. All I know is that this music video exists and that’s already too much for my brain to handle. Let’s break it … Continue reading Twelve Foot Ninja – Long Way Home: A Video Breakdown