{"id":100711,"date":"2020-03-26T11:00:19","date_gmt":"2020-03-26T16:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/?p=100711"},"modified":"2020-03-25T00:18:47","modified_gmt":"2020-03-25T05:18:47","slug":"the-last-rekkid-before-the-apocalypse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/the-last-rekkid-before-the-apocalypse\/","title":{"rendered":"The Last Rekkid Before the Apocalypse"},"content":{"rendered":"
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THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO CR*P AND I HAVE ANXIETY. WTF IS GOING ON FAM, TBH? How can we cope with this insanity? I’m asking seriously, because this pandemic is destroying my mind. I can’t function. I’m depressed. I’m honestly concerned for the survival of the human race (even though we kinda suck). Well every now and then there’s a silver lining to an extinction event, and this one just happened to be one last rekkid purchase right at about the time the “stay at home” recommendation was being recommended (or enforced, depending on the city). Well it just so happens that I spotted a v gud used bad boi on Instagram and called up Planet Score Records, who agreed to sell it to me “curbside”. Transaction complete! Now… I’m right back to my isolated home to stew in my own thoughts… but this time I have some of the best heavy metal ever released, available to listen to as it all comes crashing down.<\/p>\n

Warbringer kicks so much ass. Look who found “IV: Empires Collapse” on vinyl last week (and braved the Mad Max-like wasteland in order to retrieve it):<\/p>\n

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Now I don’t mind throwing out an unpopular opinion every now and then\u2014some might even call a few of my takes “hot” (but they’d be incorrect… they’re more lukecold<\/em> than anything). So here is where I lose every true metalhead in committing one singular mistake: I claim that Warbringer is the best thrash band EVER. It’s not hyperbole, this is a theory I’ve held close to my heart for like… 4 albums now. Let me explain this accomplishment very quickly:<\/p>\n