{"id":101209,"date":"2020-04-16T13:00:18","date_gmt":"2020-04-16T18:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/?p=101209"},"modified":"2020-04-16T10:47:08","modified_gmt":"2020-04-16T15:47:08","slug":"mini-haikus-from-around-the-bowl-4-16-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/mini-haikus-from-around-the-bowl-4-16-20\/","title":{"rendered":"Mini-Haikus From Around the Bowl (4\/16\/20)"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Normalcy is dead<\/p>\n

And the review has evolved<\/p>\n

Haiku time, bitches<\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>Alpha-O-Maga<\/strong><\/a> – Make America Grind Again<\/a><\/em>
\nHorror Pain Gore Death Productions<\/a> | March 6, 2020<\/p>\n

Political grind
\nIt is an album that exists
\nThe world keeps spinning<\/p>\n

~365 Days of Horror<\/em><\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

L’Homme Absurde<\/a><\/strong> – Belong<\/a><\/em>
\nSelf-Released | January 17, 2020<\/p>\n

Cult Of Luna vibes
\nGreat post-metal from Russia
\nHeavy and pretty<\/p>\n

~365 Days of Horror<\/em><\/p>\n

\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Insect Ark<\/a><\/strong> – The Vanishing<\/a><\/em>
\nProfound Lore | February 28, 2020<\/p>\n

Instrumental grooves
\nWrithing and undulating
\nEven better live<\/p>\n

~365 Days of Horror<\/em><\/p>\n

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NyreDolk<\/strong> – Indebr\u00e6ndt<\/a><\/em>
\nStrange Aeons<\/a> | March 31, 2020<\/p>\n

Blackened Punk stylings
\nNot executed too well
\nThink I’ve had enough<\/p>\n

~Hans<\/em><\/p>\n

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Omni Express<\/strong> – Florida Man<\/em>
\nIndependent | March 8, 2020<\/p>\n

Synthwave BDM
\nWhimsical and pretty fun
\nKorn<\/strong> cover sucks bad<\/p>\n

~Hans<\/em><\/p>\n

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Ganondorf<\/a><\/strong> – Ancient Ruins<\/em><\/a>
\nThird I Rex | November 30, 2019<\/p>\n

Really nothing new
\nJust solid-ass black metal
\nNo Zelda, sorry<\/p>\n

~Hans<\/em><\/p>\n

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Jenner<\/a><\/strong> – The Test of Time EP<\/a><\/em>\"\"
\nIndependent | March 30th, 2020<\/p>\n

Melodic thrashing
\nVocals recall cigarettes
\nAnd somehow No Doubt<\/p>\n

~Rolderathis<\/em><\/p>\n

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\"\"Iceaxe<\/a><\/strong> – Lone Climber on the Longest Ridge<\/a><\/em>
\nIndependent | March 30th, 2020<\/p>\n

Blackened hiking tunes
\nStructures so adventurous
\nEven Richter digs<\/p>\n

~Rolderathis<\/em><\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>Protosequence<\/a><\/strong> – A Blunt Description of Something Obscene<\/em><\/a>
\nLacerated Enemy | May 19th, 2020<\/p>\n

The tech riffs are sick
\nBut the “prog” feels overplayed
\nAlso lolbuttz cleans<\/p>\n

~Spear<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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