{"id":104274,"date":"2020-10-02T13:00:44","date_gmt":"2020-10-02T18:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/?p=104274"},"modified":"2020-10-02T09:56:19","modified_gmt":"2020-10-02T14:56:19","slug":"flush-it-friday-normal-alfred","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/flush-it-friday-normal-alfred\/","title":{"rendered":"Flush it Friday: Normal Alfred"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Being an utter masochist, I subjected myself to the entirety of the first presidential debate last Tuesday night. White supremacist hate-groups were given dap, juvenile name-calling ran rampant, and it presented a real-time view of a struggling democracy to countries around the globe. 2020 has taken nearly everything,\u00a0<em>including the immortality of Weird Al<\/em>. That&#8217;s right folks, the Keanu Reeves of comedic songwriters was last seen in public as the host of the debate, sporting <em>grey hairs<\/em> in his characteristic curls.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_70220\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/un9x-DjTMT0?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>In this latest hellish trip around our sad <a href=\"https:\/\/f4.bcbits.com\/img\/a0978612091_10.jpg\">sun<\/a>, it would appear nothing is sacred. At least we have this stygian commode.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Spear<\/strong> with a premiere best described as a slam-<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dunkleosteus\">Dunkleosteus<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"x2rC4peevF\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/premiere-sulphur-sun-trilobite-thief\/\">Premiere: Sulphur Sun &#8211; &#8220;Trilobite Thief&#8221;<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8220;Premiere: Sulphur Sun &#8211; &#8220;Trilobite Thief&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/premiere-sulphur-sun-trilobite-thief\/embed\/#?secret=x2rC4peevF\" data-secret=\"x2rC4peevF\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Joe TnK<\/strong> wants you to <strong>ADZES<\/strong> tracks to your collection (and for a good cause to boot!):<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"yLZpSqw0zA\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/adzes-reimagines-americana-classics-for-charity-release\/\">ADZES Reimagines Americana Classics for Charity Release<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8220;ADZES Reimagines Americana Classics for Charity Release&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/adzes-reimagines-americana-classics-for-charity-release\/embed\/#?secret=yLZpSqw0zA\" data-secret=\"yLZpSqw0zA\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>When <strong>Karhu<\/strong> went to Turku, chaos did ensue:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"yTZQ238nVR\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/no-satan-in-turku-no-satan-anywhere\/\">No Satan in Turku, No Satan Anywhere<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8220;No Satan in Turku, No Satan Anywhere&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/no-satan-in-turku-no-satan-anywhere\/embed\/#?secret=yTZQ238nVR\" data-secret=\"yTZQ238nVR\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>GoatForest<\/strong> has joined the menagerie! Check out his review of these Chernobyl C H U G G S from <strong>Cytotoxin<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"PDLrnBsDUd\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/review-cytotoxin-nuklearth\/\">Review: Cytotoxin &#8211; Nuklearth<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8220;Review: &lt;b&gt;Cytotoxin&lt;\/b&gt; &#8211; &lt;i&gt;Nuklearth&lt;\/i&gt;&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/review-cytotoxin-nuklearth\/embed\/#?secret=PDLrnBsDUd\" data-secret=\"PDLrnBsDUd\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>As you well know, it is once again Bandcamp Friday. Show us the haul in the comments along with your G\/B\/Us.\u00a0<em>Or owl be angry<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-104277 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/8tv2cat0lgg51.jpg?resize=710%2C355&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"710\" height=\"355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/8tv2cat0lgg51.jpg?resize=1024%2C512&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/8tv2cat0lgg51.jpg?resize=300%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/8tv2cat0lgg51.jpg?resize=768%2C384&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/8tv2cat0lgg51.jpg?resize=750%2C375&amp;ssl=1 750w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/8tv2cat0lgg51.jpg?resize=400%2C200&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/8tv2cat0lgg51.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 710px) 100vw, 710px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Being an utter masochist, I subjected myself to the entirety of the first presidential debate last Tuesday night. White supremacist hate-groups were given dap, juvenile name-calling ran rampant, and it presented a real-time view of a struggling democracy to countries around the globe. 2020 has taken nearly everything,\u00a0including the immortality of Weird Al. That&#8217;s right folks, the Keanu Reeves of comedic songwriters was last seen in public as the host of the debate, sporting grey hairs in his characteristic curls. In this latest hellish trip around our sad sun, it would appear nothing is sacred. At least we have this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":102,"featured_media":104278,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"F L U S H this week.","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6280,36],"tags":[2197],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/FiF-debate.jpg?fit=710%2C375&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104274"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/102"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104274"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":104280,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104274\/revisions\/104280"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/104278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}