{"id":108170,"date":"2021-05-07T15:00:41","date_gmt":"2021-05-07T20:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/?p=108170"},"modified":"2021-05-07T14:28:37","modified_gmt":"2021-05-07T19:28:37","slug":"flush-it-friday-thank-you-mr-brain-for-this-generous-vision","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/flush-it-friday-thank-you-mr-brain-for-this-generous-vision\/","title":{"rendered":"Flush it Friday: Thank You, Mr. Brain, For This Generous Vision"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I can tell the fear of my rapidly approaching employment is finally catching up to me. It manifests in Cronenbergian night terrors, such as this absolute B A N G E R from a few nights ago:<\/p>\n

You know those brushes with the little rubber balls on the end of the spokes? I was brushing my hair, and somehow, an extended spoke (with the ball missing of course) jabbed right into the sclera of my right eyeball. I dropped the brush and nervously reached up to the wound, realizing I’d need to yank out the debris. With a nice little\u00a0<\/em>SHLLLUUPPP, it was gone, leaving a perfectly circular cut-out. I inspected the damage in the mirror, realizing I could see the circle superimposed on everything from the first-person POV, as well as a pink mist I took to be a bruise, spreading across my cornea. I wondered then, can a doctor fix this? Will it heal? What do I do? There was also something about 365<\/strong>‘s band,\u00a0<\/em>Tovarish<\/a><\/strong>, so at least that was neato.<\/em><\/p>\n

Happy BC Friday!<\/p>\n

Ian<\/strong> hosted Toilet Radio<\/strong> this week, ft. special guest Riki Rachtman<\/strong>, who I’m too young an owl to remember, but enjoyed listening to anyways:<\/p>\n

Toilet Radio 306 – The Riki Rachtman Interview<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n