{"id":108557,"date":"2021-06-11T13:00:27","date_gmt":"2021-06-11T18:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/?p=108557"},"modified":"2021-06-11T11:59:43","modified_gmt":"2021-06-11T16:59:43","slug":"flush-it-friday-lacertilians-long-lost-link","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/flush-it-friday-lacertilians-long-lost-link\/","title":{"rendered":"Flush it Friday: Lacertilian&#8217;s Long-Lost Link"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if you got the memo, but dinosaurs were, are, and always will be siqq AF. It&#8217;s so tantalizing: knowing we&#8217;ll only ever have these ancient remnants in the ground, always wondering what it would be like to see these terrible lizards in the flesh. (Unless you&#8217;re in some weird Michael Crichton-based cult and believe the <em>Jurassic Park<\/em> novels are prophetic texts. Or you live in Florida.) Earlier this week, the discovery of a new species, <em>Australotitan cooperensis<\/em>, was announced: a 90ft-long sauropod that lumbered through southwest Queensland ~90 million years ago. If you slow down and really think about how long ago that is, your brain will explode\u00a0<em>in the best way<\/em>. There will never be anything cooler than dinos. But TovH comes pretty close.<\/p>\n<p><strong>365<\/strong> inspected&#8230;something from <strong>Twelve Foot Ninja<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"dLeItbzJQa\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/twelve-foot-ninja-long-way-home-a-video-breakdown\/\">Twelve Foot Ninja &#8211; Long Way Home: A Video Breakdown<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8220;Twelve Foot Ninja &#8211; Long Way Home: A Video Breakdown&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/twelve-foot-ninja-long-way-home-a-video-breakdown\/embed\/#?secret=dLeItbzJQa\" data-secret=\"dLeItbzJQa\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>TovH correspondant Ian interviewed\u00a0Dino<del>saur<\/del> from\u00a0<strong>Fear Factory<\/strong>. I&#8217;m still <em>shocked<\/em> at this get:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"xGBCbGYTNF\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/toilet-radio-311-the-dino-cazares-interview\/\">Toilet Radio 311 &#8211; The Dino Cazares Interview<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8220;Toilet Radio 311 &#8211; The Dino Cazares Interview&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/toilet-radio-311-the-dino-cazares-interview\/embed\/#?secret=xGBCbGYTNF\" data-secret=\"xGBCbGYTNF\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Ya boi cobbled together this <strong>Greywalker<\/strong> premiere in the 13th hour:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"jgBz3PpytK\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/video-premiere-greywalker-hour-13\/\">Video Premiere: Greywalker &#8211; &#8220;Hour 13&#8221;<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8220;Video Premiere: &lt;b&gt;Greywalker&lt;\/b&gt; &#8211; &#8220;Hour 13&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/video-premiere-greywalker-hour-13\/embed\/#?secret=jgBz3PpytK\" data-secret=\"jgBz3PpytK\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&#8216;SUP?&#8217; SUP? WHAT THE F*QQ IS UP, DISQUS? (G\/B\/Us below.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if you got the memo, but dinosaurs were, are, and always will be siqq AF. It&#8217;s so tantalizing: knowing we&#8217;ll only ever have these ancient remnants in the ground, always wondering what it would be like to see these terrible lizards in the flesh. (Unless you&#8217;re in some weird Michael Crichton-based cult and believe the Jurassic Park novels are prophetic texts. Or you live in Florida.) Earlier this week, the discovery of a new species, Australotitan cooperensis, was announced: a 90ft-long sauropod that lumbered through southwest Queensland ~90 million years ago. If you slow down and really [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":102,"featured_media":108558,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"DINOS RULE.","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[724,36],"tags":[2197],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/round-jurassic-park-sign-01_720x_171052ae-7424-4228-bda7-572c315f420b_1200x1200.jpg?fit=710%2C375&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108557"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/102"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108557"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108557\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":108569,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108557\/revisions\/108569"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/108558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}