{"id":112004,"date":"2021-12-31T13:00:44","date_gmt":"2021-12-31T19:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/?p=112004"},"modified":"2021-12-31T08:54:42","modified_gmt":"2021-12-31T14:54:42","slug":"flush-it-friday-new-years-flush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/flush-it-friday-new-years-flush\/","title":{"rendered":"Flush It Friday: New Year&#8217;s Flush"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Ahh, yes, the last day of a truly cursed year. Tomorrow brings a bold new future, where our two-party political system will be obliterated, hailing a new golden age of prosperity for all. Black metal will become the genre of acceptance. DMU will become a respectable website, run by folks whose band mates don&#8217;t need to be made fun of. We will PRAISE DEATH and enjoy Dionysian aesthetics. That&#8217;s all to say, we&#8217;ve been around this alabaster bowl quite a few times\u2014and I hope to flush another year with all of you.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>Eenzaamheid<\/strong> rocked this review of the latest lithic <em>s l a b<\/em> from <strong>Mineral Reflectance<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"XPu5nRcdE7\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/review-mineral-reflectance-des-chemins-de-vie\/\">Review: Mineral Reflectance &#8211; Des Chemins de Vie<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8220;Review: &lt;b&gt;Mineral Reflectance&lt;\/b&gt; &#8211; &lt;i&gt;Des Chemins de Vie&lt;\/i&gt;&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/review-mineral-reflectance-des-chemins-de-vie\/embed\/#?secret=XPu5nRcdE7\" data-secret=\"XPu5nRcdE7\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Boiz<\/strong> talked flooded homes and Ozzy&#8217;s NFTs (called SHAAAAROOOOOOONNNNz btw):<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"VkRdxxpx86\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/toilet-radio-346-the-future-now\/\">Toilet Radio 346 &#8211; The Future, Now!<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8220;Toilet Radio 346 &#8211; The Future, Now!&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/toilet-radio-346-the-future-now\/embed\/#?secret=VkRdxxpx86\" data-secret=\"VkRdxxpx86\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hans<\/strong> looked a gift <strong>Norse<\/strong> in the mouth:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"1pwGGplXiG\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/review-norse-ascetic\/\">Review: Norse &#8211; Ascetic<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8220;Review: Norse &#8211; Ascetic&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/review-norse-ascetic\/embed\/#?secret=1pwGGplXiG\" data-secret=\"1pwGGplXiG\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>How do you plan to execute 2021? Tell me about your year-killing rituals below, alongside the obligatory G\/B\/Us. Much love. ~Roldy &lt;3<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ahh, yes, the last day of a truly cursed year. Tomorrow brings a bold new future, where our two-party political system will be obliterated, hailing a new golden age of prosperity for all. Black metal will become the genre of acceptance. DMU will become a respectable website, run by folks whose band mates don&#8217;t need to be made fun of. We will PRAISE DEATH and enjoy Dionysian aesthetics. That&#8217;s all to say, we&#8217;ve been around this alabaster bowl quite a few times\u2014and I hope to flush another year with all of you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":102,"featured_media":112006,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"The Final Flush ov 2021","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[16343,6280,36],"tags":[2197],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/china-5.jpg?fit=710%2C375&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112004"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/102"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=112004"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112004\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":112007,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112004\/revisions\/112007"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/112006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=112004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=112004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=112004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}