{"id":11236,"date":"2014-10-18T09:00:55","date_gmt":"2014-10-18T14:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=11236"},"modified":"2014-10-17T23:54:13","modified_gmt":"2014-10-18T04:54:13","slug":"msd-friends-riff-ov-the-week-101814","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/msd-friends-riff-ov-the-week-101814\/","title":{"rendered":"MSD & Friends’ Riff ov the Week (10\/18\/14)"},"content":{"rendered":"
h\/t to Joe for this\u00a0work of art.
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By the end of last Saturday,\u00a0Pagliacci Is Kvlt<\/strong> and his Deafhaven\u00a0<\/b>pick were dripping with 13 (!) votes worth of poser ejaculate. Many of you fought well. Take a look:<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 18% of you suck<\/em>. In order to curb my disappointment and postpone my truly inevitable suicide, I’m going to assume that you all\u00a0did this just to spite me. You rascals!<\/p>\n This week is just a basic Riff ov the Week, so grease up those neck hinges\u00a0and get ready to fling some of that hair around. To all the baldies and shorthairs with actual jobs: You can join in your own special, pose-heavy way.\u00a0Also, can I borrow a few bucks? I need to buy a lawn mower. My yard is a primeval forest.<\/p>\n Listen up:<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Masterlord SteelDragon:<\/strong><\/p>\n One of the nastiest riffs\u00a0ever, from one of the most influential death metal albums ever written. This is the sound of heavy machinery achieving sentience and purging the planet of every last cell. Fuck all life.<\/p>\n\n