<\/div>\n

Lots of different stuff this week. Shut your eyes and click on a random link. Call it Toilet Roulette.
\n<\/p>\n

You know what happens when you assume? You listen to Assumption<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

<\/iframe><\/p>\n <\/p>\nLow, slow, and melancholic with Celestial Season<\/strong>. Now I want some tea.<\/p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\" id=\"_ytid_17227\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/hgmISdUuC5Q?enablejsapi=1&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&iv_load_policy=1&loop=0&modestbranding=0&rel=1&fs=1&playsinline=1&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__ epyt-is-override no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\" allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n <\/p>\nEnjoy some PURE MOODS with Ianai<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\" id=\"_ytid_73189\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_YC247hFPCM?enablejsapi=1&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&iv_load_policy=1&loop=0&modestbranding=0&rel=1&fs=1&playsinline=1&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__ epyt-is-override no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\" allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n <\/p>\nThis Evergrey<\/strong> video gave me motion sickness.<\/p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\" id=\"_ytid_16716\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sX-1MxycLp4?enablejsapi=1&autoplay=0&cc_load_policy=0&cc_lang_pref=&iv_load_policy=1&loop=0&modestbranding=0&rel=1&fs=1&playsinline=1&autohide=2&theme=dark&color=red&controls=1&\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__ epyt-is-override no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\" allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Meshuggah<\/strong> is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Rn3GrJg7b5I\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">thirsty<\/a>. Give them something to drink. Or show them your butt.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=v7rn2BhWHAg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Ibaraki<\/strong><\/a> (Matt Heafy of Trivium<\/strong>) joined by that classic tag team, Ihashn<\/strong> and Gerard Way<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Inexplicably popular band Powerwolf<\/strong> wrote <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=1SIhedUuqjE\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">a pirate metal song<\/a>. Time to walk the plank, matey.<\/li>\n<li>I wonder if this new <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CG5Id4EvNxc\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Jungle Rot<\/strong><\/a> video will also be banned for “<a href=\"https:\/\/metalinsider.net\/video\/jungle-rot-video-banned-for-inciting-dissention\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">dissention<\/a>“.<\/li>\n<li>This <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=YtjdtvbWGQY\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Dreariness<\/a><\/strong> song is for big SAD BOIS and SAD GURLS.<\/li>\n<li>Break out your white belt for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.furnacefest.us\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Furnace Fest<\/strong><\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Break out the flannel for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.blabbermouth.net\/news\/everclear-soul-asylum-candlebox-and-filter-to-headline-californias-flannel-nation-festival\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Flannel Nation Fest<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Break out the scrubs for the Carcass<\/strong>, Immolation<\/strong>, and Creeping Death<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/knotfest.com\/news\/carcass-teams-with-immolation-and-creeping-death-for-spring-us-tour\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">tour<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Break out the Jncos for Rob Zombie<\/strong>, Mudvayne<\/strong>, Static-X<\/strong>, and Powerman 5000<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.brooklynvegan.com\/rob-zombie-mudvayne-announce-summer-tour-with-static-x-powerman-5000\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">tour<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Break out the alimony checks for the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theprp.com\/2022\/03\/22\/news\/hedp-e-crazy-town-adema-flaw-planning-nu-metal-madness-tour\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Nu Metal Madness tour<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/album\/7qs25tOQ9amZDFla8y7QjD\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">A Sound Of Thunder<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=PfnuztoGz_I\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Absent In Body<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=AR5ldKnklhQ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Horizon Ignited<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ror2qhue7mE\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Audrey Horne<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Bp_YWEsZPrU\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Malevolence<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=tyKJueEk0XM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Septicflesh<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/listen.hypaethralrecords.com\/track\/cosmic-descent\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">QAALM<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=TJEd2T41rq8\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">No\/Mas<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qXDzhkfRjuM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Graveshadow<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=d4pdqRBQYIE\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Edenbridge<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=tuuUXNKeZdg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Yatra<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=mva5dI0U5s4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Caliban<\/strong><\/a> featuring Marcus of Heaven Shall Burn<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=7NR3S-ebgTU\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Baest<\/a> <\/strong>featuring Trevor of The Black Dahlia Murder<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ofrna_i1Trw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Victorius<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=gQqF1D1s4to\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Black Therapy<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lMdF5uwy4lg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Crematory<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=s2XsjosllzE\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Negative Vortex<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=sO3iuK_7c4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Axel Rudi Pell<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=MWRsuIo7wSg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Michael Schenker Group<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=XA8ekWT8fFo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Drift Into Black<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CxHhgowFstc\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Bodysnatcher<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Il2yyDMTs94\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">A Night In Texas<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=NXW4oU47Q5o\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Silver Dust<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=wAB8nFwH68U\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Kassogtha<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=5JSeGPuAfGM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Myth Of I<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=PsWe_RVweEY\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Vreid<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Kl3ZekqbkVw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Cosmic Cold War<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=y8G-Hb1q2fc\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Saphath<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0-WCYnBXMyU\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Hypermass<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=4KxPwoqLe2c\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">RF FORCE<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=a9keEXurX08&ab_channel=NobleDemon\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Oceanhoarse<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=AseQVpaqq8U\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Black Monitor<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=b_DUF0nkHzo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Paganizer<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Utz4gFG3HF8\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Floor Jansen<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=KKbBrHc8nYk\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Lvcifyre<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DzRBy2r9rts\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Secrets<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=-Ja-fTpUA8E\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Dragonbreed<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=cck0hupeiwI\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Oratory<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WJXJVpdSuz8\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Peth<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=E46sPO_bOHU\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">The Vision Ablaze<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=UDmCmUh7J18\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">False Church<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/moltenchains.bandcamp.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Molten Chains<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=32vyLhQo4Y8\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Semblant<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/muzai.bandcamp.com\/album\/victim-instigator-powder-prophet\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Powerdrill<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/bitterlossrecords-au.bandcamp.com\/album\/abysmal-misfortune-is-draped-upon-me\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Malignant Aura<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=YHTIBZGn1NI\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Mano De Mono<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=4EbVHikJ4Os\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Ophe<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ohy71jIOQ7Y\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sarlic Bliss<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_6BVP1_iolg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Heterogeneous Andead<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Ybur3fUBOAU\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Warred<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=-oXdEtRzik0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Decapitated<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fwDfh5Mvd0o\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">No.<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Lots of different stuff this week. Shut your eyes and click on a random link. Call it Toilet Roulette.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":113046,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[39,103],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/tmp32822.jpg?fit=710%2C375&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113036"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113036"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113036\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":113047,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113036\/revisions\/113047"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/113046"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}