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In which I listen to new songs by bands that are not entirely made up of cis straight white guys and bestow upon the reader my thoughts. You\u2019re welcome. Artist: Sign of the Jackyl Album: Heavy Metal Survivors Song: “Breaking the Spell” \u201cBreaking the Spell\u201d opens sounding like Too Fast For Love-era M\u00f6tley Cr\u00fce, but instead of having to endure Vince Neil\u2019s nasal drone, we get Laura “Demons Queen” Coller, who is a better singer (although, who isn\u2019t a better singer than Neil?). Italy\u2019s Sign of the Jackyl make snarling Sunset Strip-style metal perfect for fans of Cr\u00fce, Poison, and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":142,"featured_media":124249,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Metal Aged Mom will not apologize, and the siqqq choons in this post won't either.","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,403],"tags":[7061,18505,18504,18510,18509,18503,18507,18506,18511,18508],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/DEI-Metal.jpg?fit=710%2C350&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125320"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/142"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125320"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":125403,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125320\/revisions\/125403"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/124249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}