{"id":16653,"date":"2014-12-29T10:00:01","date_gmt":"2014-12-29T15:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=16653"},"modified":"2014-12-27T23:23:30","modified_gmt":"2014-12-28T04:23:30","slug":"news-roundup-feat-nails-harms-way-gojira-electric-wizard-keep-of-kalessin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/news-roundup-feat-nails-harms-way-gojira-electric-wizard-keep-of-kalessin\/","title":{"rendered":"News Roundup! Feat: NAILS, Harm’s Way, Gojira, Electric Wizard, & Keep of Kalessin"},"content":{"rendered":"
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We’re at the official ass end of the year. Post-chrimbus, pre-new years has us drinking the shitty dregs of this terrible, terrible year. FORTUNATELY, it’s almost over. In the meantime, a bunch of stuff happened during the craziness of the holidays. Here is your roundup of news you may or may not have missed out on:<\/p>\n

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Norwegian blvkk metvl band Keep of Kalessin<\/strong> have a new record coming out! It’s called Epistemology<\/em> and it’ll be out on the streets February 13th. That shit is available for pre-order right now. You get a free signed poster if you pre-order before the new year so do dat here.\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

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UK riff titans Electric Wizard<\/strong> plan to embark on a full tour of the U.S., their first since 2002. That’s good! But they’ll mostly be playing tunes from Time to Die<\/em>. That’s bad. You can get super stoned and have a good time anyway. That’s good! Satan’s Satyrs<\/strong> are opening. That’s irritating<\/del> I’ll keep my opinions to myself.<\/p>\n

All dates with Satan\u2019s Satyrs:<\/b>
\n3\/31 Union Transfer Philadelphia, PA
\n4\/1 Baltimore Soundstage Baltimore, MD
\n4\/2 Webster Hall New York, NY
\n4\/3 Royale Boston, MA
\n4\/4 Corona Theatre Montreal, QC
\n4\/5 Lee\u2019s Palace Toronto, ON
\n4\/7 Metro Chicago, IL
\n4\/8 Mill City Nights Minneapolis, MN
\n4\/10 Summit Music Hall Denver, CO
\n4\/11 Urban Lounge Salt Lake City, UT
\n4\/13 Neumos Seattle, WA
\n4\/14 Rickshaw Vancouver, BC
\n4\/15 Hawthorne Theater Portland, OR
\n4\/17 Slims San Francisco, CA
\n4\/18 The Observatory Santa Ana, CA
\n4\/19 The Roxy Los Angeles, CA<\/p>\n

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Massively popular Frenchie-groove-metal-band-that-I-know-y’all-love-but-I-still-don’t-quite-get Gojira<\/strong> casually mentioned on Facebook that they are currently working on a brand new full-length. Here’s a screenshot. \"gojira\"<\/a><\/p>\n

That’s literally all the info anyone has so let’s just watch that delightful “Flying Whales” animated video together.<\/p>\n