{"id":17072,"date":"2015-01-06T12:00:58","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T17:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=17072"},"modified":"2015-01-06T01:21:29","modified_gmt":"2015-01-06T06:21:29","slug":"who-is-selling-these-bootleg-ass-amon-amarth-shirts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/who-is-selling-these-bootleg-ass-amon-amarth-shirts\/","title":{"rendered":"Who is selling these bootleg-ass Amon Amarth Shirts?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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If you’re the kinda sucker<\/del> sweet soul that doesn’t use Adblock and you happen to “Like” Amon Amarth<\/strong> on Facebook, you might have seen this ad on Facebook hawking this t-shirt featuring Amon Amarth lyrics.<\/p>\n

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Have you seen this ad? A few of our readers have. Let’s take a look:<\/p>\n

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TeeSpring, a site that [Note: pretend to care about what this site does], is currently offering up a shirt<\/a> on their site featuring some lame male power fantasy<\/del> siqq imagery on the front and this little nugget on the back. Let’s take a look.<\/p>\n

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I’m not trying to step on 365 Days of Horror<\/a>‘s toes with his regular making-fun-of-terrible-merch column Shirt Stains<\/a>, but this is straight wack as hell from a typographical perspective. Every other line of text is stretched to a different height and width. This looks like it took all of 30 seconds of prep in Microsoft Works Free Edition.<\/p>\n

Oh yeah, and that line on the shirt “Odin! Guide our ships, our swords, axes and spears. Guide us through storms that stripe(?) and in brutal war” seems a little familiar. It appears to be a poorly transposed line from “The Pursuit of Vikings” by Amon Amarth. It should read:<\/p>\n

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Odin! Guide our ships
\nOur axes, spears and swords
\nGuide us through storms that whip
\nAnd in brutal war<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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