{"id":17492,"date":"2015-01-11T10:00:19","date_gmt":"2015-01-11T15:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=17492"},"modified":"2015-01-11T00:20:34","modified_gmt":"2015-01-11T05:20:34","slug":"the-road-to-the-pooper-bowl-who-are-the-worst-fans-in-sports","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/the-road-to-the-pooper-bowl-who-are-the-worst-fans-in-sports\/","title":{"rendered":"The Road to the Pooper Bowl: Who are the worst fans in sports?"},"content":{"rendered":"
W. is taking back D.C. this week<\/a> so there is no Whiff of the Week<\/a> today. If you would like to participate next week, the theme is “worst cover of a great song”. Email your submissions to toiletovhell@gmail.com. In the meantime, we’re back on The Road to the Pooper Bowl<\/a>. It’s been a long time since we’ve revisited this column (mostly because they take forever to write and none of you read it). Without further ado, let’s get ready for some footbaw.<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Last night we saw two great games in this battle for the divisional championship with New England coming from behind to beat out Baltimore 34-31 and Seattle unsurprisingly walloping Carolina 31-17. Today at noon CST we’ve got Dallas playing Green Bay at Lambeau and Indianapolis bringing it to Denver at 3:30 CST. These games determine who will move on to the conference championship, the winner of which will go on to play in the Super Bowl. This has been your vaguely educational NFL news. Let’s get on to the fun.<\/p>\n I grew up in a North Texas hellhole so I am naturally a Cowboys fan. “Fan” is likely the wrong word here. I loathe the organization: the players, Jerry Jones, everyone that Jerry Jones could possibly love, and especially<\/strong> other Cowboys fans. They’re all horrible people.<\/p>\n Today’s Dallas-Green Bay game is already being moronically referred to as “Ice Bowl 2”. This marks the first time these two teams have met in the post-season at Lambeau Field since that iconic game in 1967, so naturally we should try to move some merch. Dallas fans are so dumb they don’t realize that they LOST the original Ice Bowl in a last-second heart-breaker so the Cowboys are actually selling this shit on their website:<\/p>\n