{"id":20310,"date":"2015-02-14T10:00:07","date_gmt":"2015-02-14T15:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=20310"},"modified":"2015-02-13T17:50:50","modified_gmt":"2015-02-13T22:50:50","slug":"riff-ov-the-week-the-shit-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/riff-ov-the-week-the-shit-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"RIFF OV THE WEEK: THE SHIT EDITION"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I did something stupid last week. I drank\u00a0way too many different kinds of cold medicine at the same time and, clearly not in control of my faculties, gave in to a horrible idea – that we run a\u00a0n\u00fc-metal riff of the week. Then I did something even more stupid. I said that, instead of posting the regular 15, I’d use every riff that was sent to me. This I did partly for fun, and partly for the nookie, but mainly because I didn’t expect to receive many submissions. Turns out I underestimated just how fucking awful all of you really are deep down. Had I known that you were all semi-secretly massive posers and that, consequently, I’d get upwards of 30 submissions, I never would have made such a promise. However, I’m unfortunately a man of my word. So I’ll allow\u00a0this stupid contest to take a hot shit on my precious Friday.<\/p>\n

Last week<\/a>,\u00a0Brock Samson<\/strong> and\u00a0McNulty\u00a0<\/strong>tied it up with exactly thirteen votes each, so I flipped a coin to determine the winner and it landed upright on its edge. According to Article 13044-1.B.ii\u00a0<\/em>of The Manual ov the Riff ov the Week<\/em>,\u00a0the win defaults to the dealer in the case of such a freakish coin toss. I’m the dealer. Better luck next time.<\/p>\n

Next week:<\/p>\n