What’s Spanish for \u201cThese shirts are hilariously terrible\u201d?<\/p>\n
Despite what a sadly large portion of the United States may think, Spain and Mexico are two separate countries. Sure, there’s a shared love of futbol and heavy metal, but they’re still different. For one, I won’t get my face stitched to a soccer ball<\/a> if I make fun of Spain. Of course, there’s a Spanish town named Castrillo Matajudios<\/a>, so I don’t know how welcome I would be there, either. As ignorant Americans, let’s just fire up our SUVs, enjoy our family-size bag of Spicy Nacho Doritos, crack open some bubble-gum flavored soda endorsed by a professional wrestler<\/a>, and make fun of some terrible Spanish band shirts. Perhaps this will cheer up the youth of Spain with their massive unemployment<\/a> problems.<\/p>\n
M\u00e4<\/em><\/span>go De Oz \u2013 Red, Purple, and What the Hell All Over<\/strong><\/p>\n
M\u00e4<\/em><\/span>go de Oz<\/strong> is a Spanish folk metal band<\/a> that is really heavy into the fiddly diddlies. Flutes, stringed instruments, and awkward dancing are all part of the act. Their video<\/a> for \u201cLa Rosa De Los Vientos” may be my new favorite thing. With music and imagery like this, some cheesiness is to be expected. I knew it was going to be bad, I just didn’t know it was going to be this<\/em> bad.<\/p>\n
Dark Moor \u2013 From the Pages of Your 8th<\/sup> Grade Math Notebook Doodles<\/strong><\/p>\n
Dark Moor<\/strong> is symphonic power metal band<\/a> from Madrid. Definitely for the Nightwish<\/strong> crowd, especially when you look at this shirt. This is Metal Fantasy Babe 101: little clothes, plenty of cleavage, and magic powers. She totally wants to talk to you about your level 40 mage and would love to see your bug collection. Nothing gets her hotter than a 32-year old coder than spent his last paycheck on a gaming chair and VIP meet-and-greet tickets for the local comic con.<\/p>\n
Diabulus in Musica \u2013 Why Do Yvo Type Like This?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Yes, it’s another symphonic metal band, but I’ve actually heard of them before. Despite what the shirt says, the band is actually Diabulus in Music<\/a> and they’re on Napalm Records<\/strong> (and previously on Metal Blade<\/strong>). For a band so epic and dramatic, they sure went in the opposite direction for this shirt.<\/p>\n
Angeles del Infierno \u2013 Call 1-800-666-Butt for Sexy Devil Chat Now!<\/strong><\/p>\n
Angeles del Infierno<\/strong> is a heavy metal<\/a> band that would fit in well with the likes of The Scorpions<\/strong> and Kiss<\/strong>. They were actually on Warner Bros. Records<\/strong>. Twice. Good for them. It’s a shame they couldn’t get a shirt design from anywhere other than Deviantart.<\/p>\n
Zarpa – Por Que?!?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Zarpa<\/strong> is a heavy metal band<\/a> hailing from Mislata, Valencia. Fans of Accept<\/strong> would probably dig them. Fans of hideous shirts would also enjoy them.<\/p>\n