{"id":21595,"date":"2015-03-03T16:00:40","date_gmt":"2015-03-03T21:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=21595"},"modified":"2015-03-02T22:25:42","modified_gmt":"2015-03-03T03:25:42","slug":"erra-warrior-a-video-breakdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/erra-warrior-a-video-breakdown\/","title":{"rendered":"Erra &#8211; Warrior: A Video Breakdown"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">Wicky wicky erra erra <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I have to be honest: When I initially picked this video to breakdown, I thought <strong>Erra<\/strong> was that black metal band on Victory Records. Sadly, that&#8217;s <strong>Erimha<\/strong>. You can see where I might&#8217;ve made that mistake. Instead of getting a corpsepainted band with the possibility of having the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.victoryrecords.com\/neuroticnovember\" target=\"_blank\">world&#8217;s<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.victoryrecords.com\/snowwhitespoisonbite\" target=\"_blank\">worst<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.victoryrecords.com\/emmure\" target=\"_blank\">label<\/a> tour, we get Erra, a Sumerian Records chuggity chuggity gurr rurr chuggity chug band. There&#8217;s not enough bounces in a bounce house to make up for this mistake. Pull up your mosh shorts, gauge your ears with no forethought, and get a tattoo on your throat: it&#8217;s video breakdown time.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_83665\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LsFRzdtNnxw?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">0:06: Crap&#8230;crap&#8230;crappy start to the soooonngggg<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">0:11: I expect to hear HAL 9000&#8217;s voice any second now.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">0:18: The editing budget for this video must be through the roof.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">0:23: That might explain why the set is just a bunch of twigs left over from the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/heidevolk-winter-woede-a-video-breakdown\/\" target=\"_blank\">Heidevolk <\/a>video.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">0:31: Hey, it&#8217;s Mr. Clean.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">0:36: And he&#8217;s super serious about getting out those greasy food stains.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">0:43: Hopefully he can get all the sap from those branches off the floor.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">0:52: Someone give the cameraman some Adderall.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">0:57: I don&#8217;t think we&#8217;ve had a steady, focused shot yet.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">1:04: Hopefully no one caught their mosh shorts on any stray branches.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">1:09: Can&#8217;t be moshing if you&#8217;ve got splinters, brah. Gunna have a bad time.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">1:14: Director: Okay, when you do vocals, just kind of hunch over and grimace like you&#8217;ve got to take a dump, but all you&#8217;ve been eating for the past week is dollar store mac and cheese and canned stuffing.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">1:19: Now look like you&#8217;re trying to squeeze out a peach pit.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">1:28: There&#8217;s a disturbing lack of people bouncing in place in this video.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">1:33: I guess that&#8217;s bouncing. It&#8217;s so hard to tell.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">1:45: All this wood is a Freudian diagnosis waiting to happen.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">1:56: It just feels wrong that Mr. Clean isn&#8217;t doing the clean vocals.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">2:02: I got it! The guitarist should grow a mustache and wear flannel.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">2:04: That way they have Mr. Clean <i>and<\/i> the Brawny Man!<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">2:09: Getting a little bit of a Jared Leto vibe with those vocals. Minus the Pantene-approved hair of course.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">2:16: This video could use a few star wipe edits.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">2:24: Was this filmed inside a shipping container?<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">2:31: Was a warehouse not available?<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">2:40: Come on, do something with all of those branches!<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">2:46: Hit each other!<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">2:53: Start a fire!<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">2:59: Make a boat!<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">3:10: Anything!<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">3:22: Oh good. Two of him.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">3:37: I&#8217;d like to believe this was done by a video editor on his last day and he just kept hitting buttons until it was time to go home.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">3:48: Soooo what is the concept of this video?<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">3:53: \u201cBreak the walls.\u201d My god, they&#8217;re stuck in that container and need our help!<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">4:02: Use those branches to pry open the doors, dude!<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">4:10: You have a song called &#8220;Warrior&#8221; and not one picture of the Ultimate Warrior. For shame. In fact, there was nothing in this video even close to representing warriors or fighting. You would&#8217;ve been better off having a Ken doll getting smacked around by one of those old Hulk Hogan rubber action figures.<\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\">As far as Sumericancore bands go, that was tolerable, but not I&#8217;m more interested in those branches. Did they use them to roast marshmallows afterwards? Did they make s&#8217;mores? Were they delicious? These types of videos really make you think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wicky wicky erra erra<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":21596,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,1806],"tags":[2965,2963,2599,2964],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/erra-e1425153221101.jpg?fit=700%2C395&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21595"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21595\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}