{"id":239,"date":"2014-07-16T11:00:21","date_gmt":"2014-07-16T16:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=239"},"modified":"2014-07-16T10:41:07","modified_gmt":"2014-07-16T15:41:07","slug":"metal-beginners-guide-to-making-metal-song-names-metal-with-examples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/metal-beginners-guide-to-making-metal-song-names-metal-with-examples\/","title":{"rendered":"Metal Beginner’s Guide to Making Metal Song Names Metal (With Examples)"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Like\u00a0<\/span>most<\/span>\u00a0all things in life (except food and maybe pillows if you’re a bitch), you want your song titles to be as metal as possible. While there are a few ways to go about this, the first step is typically the same:<\/span><\/p>\n

Use some words that are metal.<\/b>\u00a0Some words and ideas are metal, others are not metal. Some are obvious, some are more ambiguous. We will not discuss in detail what makes a word metal. It sufficeth to say only this: that the true of heart can feel it deep within their loins. Can’t feel it deep within your loins? Do not despair, for not all are chosen to be born as we were, with heart and loins clad in burning steel. Dr. Bruce Dickinson performed a C-section on my mother with a rapier and no anesthesia, and after that it\u00a0went a lot like that part in Game of Thrones where that weird shadow assassin squeezed itself out of Melisandre’s birth canal. If your delivery was humdrum and mundane as the rest of your existence, fear not! Even normal birth is still pretty metal. There’s a lot of blood.<\/p>\n

Once you have an adequately metal word, you can\u00a0stop there and use it as the completed title,\u00a0<\/b>or you can\u00a0think of additional words and put them all together.\u00a0<\/b>Metal words in a song title are a lot like mutton in your hopefully bearded face; the more you can cram in there, the better.<\/p>\n