It was an excruciating day at work. You were so hung over from the night before that you barely remember any of it, save for spending the entirety of your lunch break vomiting in the staff room’s sink. All the coffee you pounded throughout the day is starting to take its revenge, but there’s no going back now. The building is locked and you’re already getting in your car anyway.\u00a0Just gotta hold it for a few minutes<\/em>, you tell yourself as you pull out of the parking lot.<\/p>\n
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Turns out a few minutes was too much. The bloating feeling in your abdomen has become agonizing, your bowels screaming for relief. You limp as quickly as you can from your car once you reach the driveway; going too fast will surely spell your doom. You fumble with your keys at the front door, losing precious seconds. The cat runs for its life as you burst through the front door and hobble towards the bathroom. When he sees that it’s just you, however, he picks the worst time to be affectionate. He steps in front of you and rubs against your shin, upsetting your stuttering gait. You tumble forward and crack your head on the tile, inches from the toilet. Woozy from the blow, you accept defeat as your bowels unleash their gastric catastrophe into your pants.<\/p>\n
In the grim darkness of This Toilet Tuesday, there is only filth.<\/p>\n
Bretus – The Shadow Over Innsmouth (BloodRock Records) [Doom]<\/strong>
\nPreview<\/a><\/p>\n
Voivotus – Oma Randa (Independent) [Blackgaze]<\/strong>
\nStream<\/a><\/p>\n
Regurgitate Life – The Defiled Face of Existence (Independent) [Tech Death]<\/strong>
\nStream<\/a><\/p>\n
Penitenziagite – Humanity Galore (On Parole) [Death Metal]<\/strong>
\nListen<\/a><\/p>\n
Infernal War – Axiom (Agonia Records) [Death Metal]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Into Dead Soil,”<\/a>\u00a0\u201cTransfigure\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/strong>This was my first experience with Infernal War<\/strong>, but it most definitely will not be my last. They clearly give away their Polish nationality with a furious slab of blackened death metal, punctuating their tunes with blazing solos and feverish tremolo riffs. Fans of Behemoth<\/strong> and Hate<\/strong> will surely find themselves windmilling along, or pumping their HAIL! fists halfway through \u201cInto Dead Soil\u201d when the song slows to a plodding, headbangable groove. If you\u2019re tired of relenting in your life, keep your eye on this album for a new personal soundtrack. Pick it up here.<\/a>\u00a0(Stockhausen)<\/p>\n
Outre – Ghost Chants (Godz ov War) [Black Metal]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Chant 3 – The Fall”<\/a><\/p>\n
Acid King – Middle of Nowhere, Center of Everywhere (Speakeasy) [Doom]<\/strong>
\nStream<\/a>
\nReview<\/a><\/p>\n
Bosse-de-Nage – All Fours (Profound Lore\/The Flenser) [Black Metal\/Hardcore]<\/strong>
\nStream<\/a>
\nReview<\/a><\/p>\n
Abyss – Heretical Anatomy (20 Buck Spin) [Death Metal]<\/strong>
\nListen<\/a><\/p>\n
Apocalyptica – Shadowmaker (Harmageddon) [Cellocore]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Shadowmaker”<\/a><\/p>\n
Astarium – Nekrocosmo: Nocturnal Kali Yuga (Symbol of Domination) [Symphonic Black Metal]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Nemesis”<\/a><\/p>\n
At the Dawn – Land in Sight (Bakerteam Records) [Power Metal]<\/strong>
\nListen to “A Crow With No Wings”<\/a><\/p>\n
Baldrs Draumar – Aldgillissoan (Independent) [Folk Metal]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Keningsting”<\/a><\/p>\n
Banda de la Muerte – 8894 (Independent) [Heavy Metal]<\/strong>
\nStream<\/a><\/p>\n
Band of Spice – Economic Dancers (Scarlet Records) [Heavy Metal]<\/strong>
\nListen to “You Can’t Stop”<\/a><\/p>\n
Beyond Dishonor – Generations (Independent) [Deathcore]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Heisenberg”<\/a><\/p>\n
Bladecatcher – Obverse (EEE Recordings) [lolbuttz]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Obverse”<\/a><\/p>\n
Blizzen – Time Machine (High Roller Records) [Heavy Metal]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Time Machine”<\/a><\/p>\n
Bloodshed Walhalla – Mather (Fog Foundation) [Folk Metal]<\/strong>
\nListen to “L’urtlen”<\/a><\/p>\n
Cemetery Dust – To Rule Them All (Metal Music Austria) [Thrash]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Tiger, Dragon, and Snake”<\/a><\/p>\n
Devils Rage – Impending Demise (Independent) [Melodeath]<\/strong>
\nPreview<\/a><\/p>\n
Dissector – Grey Anguish (Independent) [Melodeath]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Deadline Pressure”<\/a><\/p>\n
Dissimulation\/Obtest – 77 (Ledo Takas Records) [Black\/Heavy Metal]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Inferna Profundus” (Dissimulation),<\/a>\u00a0“Myriop” (Obtest)<\/a><\/p>\n
Dopethrone – Hochelaga (Totem Cat Records) [Doom\/Sludge]<\/strong>
\nListen<\/a><\/p>\n
Drop – Savage Revenge (Brutal Mind) [Death Metal]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Savage Revenge”<\/a><\/p>\n
Embryo Genesis – Dissecting of Abomination (Extreme Souls) [Brutal Death]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Dissecting of Abomination”<\/a><\/p>\n
Forgotten Tomb – Hurt Yourself and the Ones You Love (Agonia Records) [Death\/Doom]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Hurt Yourself and the Ones You Love”<\/a><\/p>\n
Gallows – Desolation Sounds (Venn\/Play It Again Sam) [Post-Hardcore]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Bonfire Season”<\/a><\/p>\n
Helfir – Still Bleeding (My Kingdom Music) [Goth Metal]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Alone”<\/a><\/p>\n
Humours – The Onanist (Eolian Empire) [Prog\/Post-Metal]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Happy Birthday Alex Tucker”<\/a><\/p>\n
Infernus – Grinding Christian Flesh (Moribund Records) [Black Metal]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Pagan Warfront”<\/a><\/p>\n
J.D. Overdrive – The Kindest of Deaths (Metal Mind) [Doom]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Wreckage, Part II”<\/a><\/p>\n
Lifeless – Inner Shouts from a Sad Soul (Vacula Productions) [DSBM]<\/strong>
\nStream<\/a><\/p>\n
Lysithea – Realms (Independent) [Doom]<\/strong>
\nListen<\/a><\/p>\n
Metalord – Speed of Life (JLM Music) [Thrash\/Heavy Metal]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Speed of Life”<\/a><\/p>\n
Morass of Molasses – So Flows Our Fate (Wicked Boy Records) [Doom]<\/strong>
\nStream<\/a><\/p>\n
Now and On Earth – Blacked Out (Epitaph Records) [Metalcore]<\/strong>
\nStream<\/a><\/p>\n
Obsidian Sea – Dreams, Illusions, Obsessions (Independent) [Doom]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Child in the Tower”<\/a><\/p>\n
Omrade – Edari (My Kingdom Music) [Avant-Garde]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Motsogn”<\/a><\/p>\n
Ossian – Lelekero (Hammer Music) [Heavy Metal]<\/strong>
\nPreview<\/a><\/p>\n
Pillars of Villainy – Always Dank (Independent) [Metalcore]<\/strong>
\nStream<\/a><\/p>\n
Quassar – AlieNation (Independent) [Death Metal]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Reptiliaction”<\/a><\/p>\n
Sacred Blood – Argonautica (Pitch Black Records) [Power Metal]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Call of the Blood”<\/a><\/p>\n
Seigmen – Enola (Indie Recordings) [Post-Metal]<\/strong><\/p>\n
SilentLie – Layers of Nothing (Bakerteam Records) [Dark Metal]<\/strong>
\nPreview<\/a><\/p>\n
Zatokrev – Silk Spiders Underwater (Candlelight Records) [Doom\/Sludge]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Bleeding Island”<\/a><\/p>\n
Zardens – Blackness Unfolds (Satanath Records) [Black Thrash]<\/strong>
\nListen to “Among the Dead”<\/a><\/p>\n
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