{"id":2624,"date":"2014-08-11T12:13:14","date_gmt":"2014-08-11T17:13:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=2624"},"modified":"2014-08-11T12:15:00","modified_gmt":"2014-08-11T17:15:00","slug":"carcass-and-obituary-announce-us-tour-w-macabre-exhumed-noisem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/carcass-and-obituary-announce-us-tour-w-macabre-exhumed-noisem\/","title":{"rendered":"Carcass and Obituary Announce US Tour w\/ Macabre, Exhumed, Noisem"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Okay pals, here’s a chance to check something big off your list.\u00a0Assuming that you (1) haven’t yet seen\u00a0Carcass<\/strong>\u00a0and\u00a0Obituary<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>live, (2) live within reasonable distance of one of the following venues, and (3) aren’t a massive poseur nerd who doesn’t have seeing\u00a0Carcass <\/strong>and Obituary\u00a0<\/b>live on their list, this here is\u00a0your opportunity. Dust off the blood apron.<\/p>\n

A “reasonable distance” to see the master butchers\/death metal legends, by the way, should equate to “anywhere on planet Earth.” I don’t care where you live. Get there. Got a job with a conflicting schedule? Quit that shit.<\/p>\n

Don’t really. Times are hard. But try your best! Dates below.<\/p>\n

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Okay pals, here’s a chance to check something big off your list.\u00a0Assuming that you (1) haven’t yet seen\u00a0Carcass\u00a0and\u00a0Obituary\u00a0live, (2) live within reasonable distance of one of the following venues, and (3) aren’t a massive poseur nerd who doesn’t have seeing\u00a0Carcass and Obituary\u00a0live on their list, this here is\u00a0your opportunity. Dust off the blood apron.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2625,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,103],"tags":[503,710,711,712,601],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Carcass-Tour.jpg?fit=720%2C362&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2624"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2624"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2624\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2625"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}