{"id":27547,"date":"2015-05-28T09:00:58","date_gmt":"2015-05-28T14:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=27547"},"modified":"2017-05-08T22:44:13","modified_gmt":"2017-05-09T03:44:13","slug":"into-the-abyss-no-games-just-the-dopest-of-thrones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/into-the-abyss-no-games-just-the-dopest-of-thrones\/","title":{"rendered":"Into The Abyss: No Games, Just The Dopest of Thrones"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I’m sick and tired of all your games.
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Remember when I said I’d try to find some news to fit in here every time? Well don’t you concern your pretty head about it, ’cause there won’t be any more. Instead I’m just going to slap myself into Dagon’s territory. Some call them stoners, which I find funny ’cause they are usually too high to stone<\/a> anyone. If you, like the average man, have missed any of our previous installments of stoner music series you can read them in the following places. Saturndust<\/a>, Acid King<\/a>, Elder<\/a> and Stoned Jesus<\/a>. Now, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone else – somewhere out there – would have written about stoner jams too, but I’m too drunk<\/del> lazy to go find them.<\/p>\n

So anyways, if you haven’t listened to the newest Monolord<\/a> and you like slow, riff-y and dirge-y stoner doom then read stuff here<\/a> and listen to it.<\/p>\n

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Not really, I’m not into dankness at 5 am.<\/i><\/p><\/div>\n

Dopethrone<\/strong><\/p>\n

If you like your stoner metal really dirty you would have already listened to this. The songs are short compared to 20+ minute jams that bands like Electric Wizard employ. Dopethrone is determined to groove like the dirtiest blues band on earth, dirty being a keyword here. They aren’t afraid to inject a little sludge into their riffs, and overall I’d say this album has as much alcohol in its veins as it has weed. If you’re anything like me, you were a little disappointed in the newest Weedeater<\/strong> album; Hochelaga<\/em>, this year’s Dopethrone, release takes that throne more than capably. Stripped of the country-like influence coupled with a stronger groove and better riffs, this is a winner of an album. The two earlier releases are very similar and just as enjoyable, although Hochelaga may be my favorite. And the lead guitar tone is pretty wicked, what with the echoing<\/a> chambers<\/a> and all.<\/p>\n