{"id":28239,"date":"2015-05-30T09:00:48","date_gmt":"2015-05-30T14:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=28239"},"modified":"2015-05-30T11:48:17","modified_gmt":"2015-05-30T16:48:17","slug":"riff-ov-the-week-iron-maiden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/riff-ov-the-week-iron-maiden\/","title":{"rendered":"Riff ov the Week: IRON MAIDEN"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Since its inception, Riff ov the Week has had a single general rule: No Iron Maiden. Why? Because it’s like a grown-ass man showing up to\u00a0a footie\u00a0pajama\u00a0pillow fight with a garage-project Howitzer you designed to shoot pillows\u00a0with pinpoint accuracy at tremendous and perilous velocities. You’re technically still fighting with pillows, but it’s\u00a0unjust and irresponsible.\u00a0But this week – and this week only – we’re letting everyone break out the big guns.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Last week<\/a>, Howard Dean’s\u00a0Disma\u00a0<\/strong>riff took the supergroup edition crown with 17 votes. His reward is the feeling of a job well done after giving 100%.<\/p>\n

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Next week:<\/p>\n