{"id":3081,"date":"2014-08-14T16:30:21","date_gmt":"2014-08-14T21:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=3081"},"modified":"2014-08-14T15:53:45","modified_gmt":"2014-08-14T20:53:45","slug":"thursday-night-open-swim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/thursday-night-open-swim\/","title":{"rendered":"THURSDAY NIGHT OPEN SWIM"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>One day more, my metal brethren.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Then Friday evening will come in its majesty and shake off the chains of tedium with which you are weekly bound. Got any great plans for the weekend? It marks the end of the summer for me. Lady SteelDragon and I will be making the long journey back school to see our\u00a0old friends Anxiety and Clinical Depression!<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s an hour and a half of metalized Castlevania. Refuel for Friday here.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_23939\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/k2lKRktcD00?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Update: Toilet primogenitor &amp; under-appreciated master plumber Joe will have our DNS pipes\u00a0unclogged and flowing freely by the end of the night.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah, and open swim. Speak!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day more, my metal brethren.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3083,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Open-Swim1.png?fit=719%2C375&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3081"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3081"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3081\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}