{"id":30898,"date":"2015-07-04T09:00:53","date_gmt":"2015-07-04T14:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=30898"},"modified":"2015-07-03T20:54:49","modified_gmt":"2015-07-04T01:54:49","slug":"riff-ov-the-week-violincello","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/riff-ov-the-week-violincello\/","title":{"rendered":"Riff ov the Week: Violin\/Cello"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Did you know that riffs could be made by things other than guitars? I didn&#8217;t either until a wiseman by the name of W. brought it\u00a0to my attention after proposing\u00a0a Riff ov the Week wherein we focus on things\u00a0called &#8220;violins&#8221; and &#8220;cellos&#8221; &#8212; these are, presumably, instruments of some sort.\u00a0More on this shocking new discovery after the jump.\u00a0<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/riff-ov-the-week-62715\/\" target=\"_blank\">Last week<\/a>, Dagon\u00a0edged me out by like 2 votes. Whatever. Congrats, you Pisces fuck.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-30907\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/panfgd.png?resize=630%2C122&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"panfgd\" width=\"630\" height=\"122\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/panfgd.png?w=630&amp;ssl=1 630w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/panfgd.png?resize=300%2C58&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 630px) 100vw, 630px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It was a vicious and sensual battle between he, the Tapir, and I, but he emerged victorious with <strong>Dopethrone<\/strong>&#8216;s\u00a0stoner-dooming &#8220;Scum Fuck Blues&#8221;. A dramatization of these events can be seen below:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-30914\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/dagon11.png?resize=698%2C462&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"dagon1\" width=\"698\" height=\"462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/dagon11.png?w=698&amp;ssl=1 698w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/dagon11.png?resize=300%2C199&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 698px) 100vw, 698px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Next week:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I think someone suggested this&#8230; <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Solo projects<\/span>. Your riffs must be from a &#8220;band&#8221; that consists of only one person.<\/li>\n<li>Send your solo project riffs to\u00a0<em>toiletovhellriff@gmail.com<\/em>. Include your name, a link to the song, the time of the riff, and a description.<\/li>\n<li>If you have an idea for a theme, do let me know.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Masterlord<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/TzgyYjEQ9Ks?t=14m19s\" target=\"_blank\">14:20<\/a>. Slow death by violinblizzard.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_22436\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/TzgyYjEQ9Ks?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>W.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You might say the violin part at <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/8QdXoGrKPFk?t=3m1s\" target=\"_blank\">3:01<\/a> is *puts on sunglasses* uneXpected.\u00a0Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_56421\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8QdXoGrKPFk?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Stockhausen<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I&#8217;m not taking the poser route by finding a string riff in a metal song. I&#8217;m going with a band that is only strings (and drums), and only metal. If Apocalyptica came to your mind just now, gtfo. Judgement Day rules, and this is easily the best music video of all time. The best riff is at <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/jjgmg_O3T78?t=1m56s\" target=\"_blank\">1:56<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_71783\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jjgmg_O3T78?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Alucard<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Symphonic metal sucks. It mixes the worst elements of symphonic with the worst elements of metal to make a clusterfuck of suck. Here&#8217;s an obviously synthesized violin\/cello (can&#8217;t be arsed\/don&#8217;t want to make sure). Just be glad I didn&#8217;t choose &#8220;It Never Ends&#8221; by BMTH just to spite you all.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_52875\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/j4tsGWdarHc?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Zeke<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It&#8217;s rainy for the second Saturday in a row&#8230; FUCK!!! At least it&#8217;s good doom weather. Riff starts at <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/CzzPaJF83pw?list=PLB1DFCA51519BB046\" target=\"_blank\">5:45<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_62150\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CzzPaJF83pw?enablejsapi=1&#038;list=PLB1DFCA51519BB046&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Ted N\u00fc-Djent<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Here&#8217;s something to break up the monotony of all the likely shitty folk metal submissions from about <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/jcszcmmSPWQ?t=7m25s\" target=\"_blank\">7:24<\/a> mark.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_69177\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jcszcmmSPWQ?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Ron Deuce<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Loom<\/strong> is a hardcore\/punk\/emo band that has a violin player in it. If you\u2019ve never heard them before, you&#8217;re in for a treat. All their songs have violin parts throughout and the song \u201cPrizes\u201d shows off how they utilize it for maximum effect as the guitar lead at <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/aW8fs8oZtgQ?t=1m30s\" target=\"_blank\">1:30<\/a> in sets up the chorus where the violin just rules the entire part over everything else. Believe it or not, there\u2019s an entire album of this and it\u2019s incredible.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_21787\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/aW8fs8oZtgQ?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Mother Shabubu III<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">When I heard violin or cello riffs, I immediately thought <strong>Giant Squid.<\/strong> Jackie Perez Gratz adds a very interesting texture to this band that gives it this almost eerie quality. I mean, cello? Listen to dat riffage. Do I win unfunny pun of the week now? <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/pQJTVMdqkSU?t=5m24s\" target=\"_blank\">5:24<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_17581\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pQJTVMdqkSU?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Blackbeard<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Abigail Williams<\/strong> catches a lot of (misplaced) hell. So, they made a couple mediocre albums, then with <em>Becoming<\/em> transformed themselves into something glorious. This is, by far and wide, one of my favorite USBM albums ever made. Hopefully we get another this year. The strings in this song start at the very beginning, but this buildup to riff starts around 7:00. [<em>Be it known: this is the link I was sent.<\/em><em>\u00a0<\/em>&#8212; Masterlord]<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_89501\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2cV_q-mVAAA?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Richter<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Jackie Perez Gratz shreds the cello. And I&#8217;m jello, baby. <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/KkdXcEtRUV8?list=PLmqxdAJEHpk1Zjztgjx8NYt2Y1WzAFGLg\" target=\"_blank\">7:38<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_11286\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KkdXcEtRUV8?enablejsapi=1&#038;list=PLmqxdAJEHpk1Zjztgjx8NYt2Y1WzAFGLg&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Ellipsis\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">H\u00e5rgal\u00e5ten, if Google Translate is accurate, is based on a traditional Swedish folk song and features violinist Ylva W\u00e5hlstedt, who kicks off proceedings, before electric guitars enter @0:13\u2026<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_75858\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Vosg2TeInAA?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Stanley<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Not metal, but metal as fuck! I first became aware of virtuoso cellist Raphael Weinroth-Browne through <strong>Musk Ox<\/strong>\u2019s <em>Woodfall<\/em> album (which happens to be my number one album of 2014). I know, I\u2019m a poser. If there is one thing that you do today, make sure that it&#8217;s listening to this track in it\u2019s entirety. Riff starts at <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/mTnWHJ3ZqsI?t=6m25s\" target=\"_blank\">6:25<\/a>. I don\u2019t know when it ends. I don\u2019t want to know when it ends.\u00a0Side note: Stanley implores you to listen to the section at 7:10.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_24761\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mTnWHJ3ZqsI?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Link<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Put your Victorian cape, grab your grimoire, enter the misty castle, and prepare to clean the cobwebs. This is <strong>Estatic Fear.<\/strong> Riffs starts in 0:00.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_53603\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jPR4gLwXpZ4?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">_____________________<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">[yop_poll id=&#8221;73&#8243;]<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you know that riffs could be made by things other than guitars? I didn&#8217;t either until a wiseman by the name of W. brought it\u00a0to my attention after proposing\u00a0a Riff ov the Week wherein we focus on things\u00a0called &#8220;violins&#8221; and &#8220;cellos&#8221; &#8212; these are, presumably, instruments of some sort.\u00a0More on this shocking new discovery after the jump.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":30899,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[668],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/V.jpg?fit=725%2C424&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30898"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30898"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30898\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/30899"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}