{"id":31934,"date":"2015-07-26T09:00:16","date_gmt":"2015-07-26T14:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=31934"},"modified":"2015-07-26T08:46:55","modified_gmt":"2015-07-26T13:46:55","slug":"photo-chop-15th-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/photo-chop-15th-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Photo Chop: 15th Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"
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In our last edition<\/a>, we celebrated America… again. This time, we\u00a0celebrate cheap inspiration.<\/p>\n

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But first, let’s all send congratulations ov hell to J.R.\u2122<\/strong> for taking home the\u00a0popular vote with his masterful depiction of the Thrashnkill Poser-Punishing Draw Four Illuminati GuacJim Farting Buttwound Conspiracy:<\/p>\n

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And let’s also applaud\u00a0Master E… So Vindictive<\/strong> for meeting both challenge criteria of A) adding 100% more David Vincent alongside some\u00a0B) especially shitty back tattoos. Thank you for recognizing the over-extremeness of ‘Merica.<\/p>\n

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And now, let’s\u00a0all forget this whole silly metal blog thing for awhile, chill for a bit and\u00a0find some personal inspiration. You know the type<\/a> I’m talking about: cheesy\u00a0optimistic quotes over a washed-out picture of a sandy beach,\u00a0a solitary tree or an empty chair. At some point, these advertisements for lifeloving saccharinity have either\u00a0clogged your facebook feed so it looks like the discount bin at a Hallmark store, or\u00a0bloated your email inbox to the point of crashing with forwarded messages from your aunt and\/or uncle containing hundreds of these things.<\/p>\n

Well no more. Fuck that shit<\/a>. Let’s create a few alternatives.<\/p>\n

Find a picture. Think of a quote. Put the quote on the picture and share it here. The weirder, the better.\u00a0Here’s a few I made to get things started, and check this<\/a> out if you need some more anti-inspiration.<\/p>\n

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The rules<\/span>:<\/p>\n