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Alex and Eddie both got time for extended solo pieces, and both killed it. Watching a 10-minute warmup to “Eruption” was easily the highlight for me, and my date. After a mercifully brief closing, the band came back for an encore of “Jump” (my date’s favorite tune), and “Panama” (my favorite).<\/p>\n
We joined the throng of buzzed suburbanites to leave this awful county tax boondoggle and head back to their\u00a0respective homes. What happened next? Well, let’s just say wink, wink, say no more.*<\/p>\n
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*She fell asleep in the car, I dropped her off at home, drove back to my apartment, then\u00a0drank beers while listening to records. It was enjoyable. I don’t think I’m cut out for dating.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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