{"id":3677,"date":"2014-08-19T10:30:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-19T15:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=3677"},"modified":"2014-08-19T12:03:23","modified_gmt":"2014-08-19T17:03:23","slug":"this-toilet-tuesday-8192014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/this-toilet-tuesday-8192014\/","title":{"rendered":"This Toilet Tuesday (8\/19\/2014)"},"content":{"rendered":"
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This Toilet Tuesday (8\/19\/2014)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Picture this. You and your best buds are walking down some busy arterial in the central business district of your bustling college town. You’re on the hunt for something tasty because all you had today was a $1.25 Totino’s pizza shortly after you woke up at 1:00 pm. You’ve been stinging a bit today because your bros have been picking on you lately for being a total nerd who plays D&D online with your heavy metal pals. Suddenly, you realize that you can both defend your honor and kill your hunger in one fell swoop. The bright, Texas-colored logo of Freebirds World Burrito draws you into its comforting embrace like a distant mirage of a hot babe beckoning you towards a peaceful oasis.<\/p>\n

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You have a battle plan and a rumbling in your belly, so you saunter up to the counter and, beneath your sneer of domination, you command burrito man to concoct you a Super Monster on a cayenne tortilla with all the fillings. All of them. Your bros look on in astonishment, mouths agape at this sudden display of pack leadership. When you finally receive your tinfoil-wrapped prize, you shred through the puny protective layer and ravenously devour the entire multi-pound meal. Like mighty Heracles after slaying the Nemean lion, you march home to your apartment amidst the glory and adulation of all the surrounding coeds. But that night, in the midst of a heated session of Magic The Gathering, your stomach suddenly flexes, and you are only left with one immediate option. You rush to the bathroom and firmly plant yourself upon the porcelain throne. And you sit there for hours, expelling the spoils of your mighty victory. When you finally look in the bowl, you are overwhelmed with a sense of pride for the momentous effort you just put forth. Behold, the unending mountain of new emissions. Welcome to This Toilet Tuesday.<\/p>\n

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Acrania – Totalitarian Dystopia (Unique Leader) [Slam\/Deathcore]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cFestering With Dishonesty\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n

Let\u2019s be real: Acrania bring the heavy. The mosh. The curb-stompingly heavy music that Call The Slambulance loves so much. It\u2019s a well-written album full of br00tal breakdowns and an absolutely stellar vocal display by Luke Griffin. I also can appreciate their politically-tinged lyrics, which act as a nice change-up from the normal \u201cI just read an entire medical dictionary\u201d feel I leave with after I finish an album like this. (Flushgod Apocalypse)<\/p>\n

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Enceladus \u2013 Journey to Enlightenment (Independent) [Power Metal]
\n<\/strong>Stream<\/a><\/p>\n

If you\u2019re like most modern metalheads (and I know you are), you probably don\u2019t listen to enough power metal.\u00a0 Fortunately for you, Enceladus are here to fill that unicorn-shaped void in your life.\u00a0 In terms of song structure, Enceladus don\u2019t do anything groundbreaking, but god damn<\/em> can they riff.\u00a0 Though this is their debut album, they can easily stand with the best of the genre in terms of technicality and songwriting.\u00a0 \u201cPave the Future\u201d and \u201cDarkened Aura\u201d are standout shreddy tracks, and I\u2019m pretty sure I can hear some Galneryus influence on \u201cSeven Year Solstice\u201d and \u201cEthereality.\u201d\u00a0 It\u2019s an all-around good album and a strong debut. (Spear)<\/p>\n

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He Is Legend – Heavy Fruit (Tragic Hero) [Hard Rock]
\n<\/strong>Stream<\/a><\/p>\n

Heavy Fruit<\/em> is one of my favorite releases of the year so far. It\u2019s hook-laden, fun, heavy, chill, fast, slow, and everything that one could expect from Wilmington, NC\u2019s He Is Legend. They\u2019ve spent years honing their sound, and they are definitely a notch above their modern rock peers. They tend to strike a chord with metal listeners as well, which is why I chose to feature it. (Flushgod Apocalypse)<\/p>\n

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Infestum \u2013 Monuments of Exalted (physical release – Lacerated Enemy) 8\/18\/14 [Blackened Death Metal\/Electronic]
\n<\/strong>Stream<\/a><\/p>\n

Infestum are kind of an odd duck; it\u2019s not unusual for black metal in its infinite variations to feature synths, but Infestum goes beyond the typical synthetic string and choir arrangements by incorporating some pseudo-industrial elements.\u00a0 Electronic beats and synth sounds permeate the record, but it\u2019s rarely overbearing.\u00a0 Were these elements to be stripped away, you\u2019d still end up with a great blackened death record.\u00a0 The riffs are downright nasty; the vocalist is powerful; and holy shit, you can actually hear the bass.\u00a0 The electronic bits might be a turnoff for some, but seriously, give \u201cOrdo Infestum\u201d a listen and tell me you weren\u2019t banging your head.\u00a0 Between this and Primordium (listen below), Lacerated Enemy are killing it this week. (Spear)<\/p>\n

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Accept – Blind Rage (Nuclear Blast) [Heavy Metal]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cStampede\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n

Ace Frehley – Space Invader (eOne) [Hard Rock]
\n<\/strong>Listen to “Space Invader”<\/a><\/p>\n

Aeons \u2013 Harbour The Existence (Independent) 8\/17\/14 [Flushcore]
\n<\/strong>Stream<\/a><\/p>\n

American \u2013 Coping With Loss (Sentient Ruin) [Black Metal\/Noise]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cRetinere\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n

Bad Case of Big Mouth – Straight Up Bad Luck (Eulogy) [Easycore]
\n<\/strong>Listen to “Elmer and the Man That Feeds Him”<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Big Engine – Shot like a Rocket (Pavement) [Hard Rock]<\/strong><\/p>\n

Black Trip – Goin’ Under (Prosthetic) [Heavy Metal]<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Black Crown Initiate – The Great Mistake Digital<\/em> (eOne) [Death Metal]
\n<\/strong>Listen to “The Great Mistake”<\/a><\/p>\n

Buckethead \u2013 Pike 71 \u2013 Celery (Bucketheadland) [Buckethead]
\n<\/strong>Stream<\/a><\/p>\n

Cardinals Folly \u2013 Our Cult Continues! (Shadow Kingdom) [Doom]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cThe Lover\u2019s Crypt\u201d<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Carrier – Lowlife (Eulogy) [Flushcore]<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Cenotaph – Riding Our Black Ocean Re-Issue<\/em> (Chaos) [Melodic Death Metal]
\n<\/strong>Stream<\/a><\/p>\n

Children of Technology \u2013 Future Decay (Hell\u2019s Headbangers) [Metal\/Punk]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cFear the Mohawk Reaper\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n

Circle II Circle \u2013 Live at Wacken (earMusic) 8\/22\/14 [Heavy Metal]<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Colisem – Coliseum Deluxe Re-Issue<\/em> (Deathwish) [Post-Hardcore]
\n<\/strong>Stream<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Colombian Necktie \u2013 Twilight Upon Us (Independent)\u00a0[Hardcore]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cGuiding Light\u201d<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Cross Examination – The Dawn of the Dude EP<\/em> (Organized Crime) [Crossover Thrash]<\/strong><\/p>\n

Crucifyre \u2013 Black Magic Fire (Pulverised) 8\/18\/14 [Black Metal]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cBlack Magic Fire\u201d<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Darkness Divided – Written in Blood (Victory) [Flushcore]<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Deadlock – The Re-Arrival (Lifeforce) [Melodic Metal]<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Detention \u2013 Marginal (Depressive Illusions) 8\/17\/14 [Dark Melodic Metal]
\n<\/strong>Stream<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Devolving Messiah \u2013 Forsaken (Independent) 8\/23\/14 [Blackened Death Metal]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cBlack Death\u201d\u00a0<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dictated – The Deceived (Metal Blade) [Brutal Death Metal]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cNo Mercy For Cowards\u201d<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Diskord – Oscillations EP<\/em> (Hellthrasher) [Death Metal]
\n<\/strong>Stream<\/a><\/p>\n

DragonForce – Maximum Overload (Metal Blade) [Doodley Doo Ding Dong Doodley Doodley Doo]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cThe Game\u201d<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dusk Meridian \u2013 Dusk Meridian (Independent) 8\/22\/14 [Symphonic Metal]
\n<\/strong>Stream<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Edge of Haze \u2013 Illumine (Independent) 8\/21\/14 [Progressive Metal]
\n<\/strong>Stream<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Egypt Central – Murder in the French Quarter (Fat Lady) [lolbuttz]
\n<\/strong>Listen to “White Rabbit”<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Elendira \u2013 Promise\u2026 (Black-Listed) 8\/22\/14 [Melodic\/Pop Metal]
\n<\/strong>Stream<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Empire Auriga \u2013 Ascending the Solar Throne (Moribund) [Atmospheric Black Metal]
\n<\/strong>Stream<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Eosphorus \u2013 Winds of Apep (Wormhole Death) [Black Metal]
\n<\/strong>Listen<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Extinction A.D. \u2013 Plague Prophecy (Good Fight Music) [Thrash]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cMummified\u201d\u00a0<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ghast – Dread Doom Ruin (Todestrieb) [Black Doom]
\n<\/strong>Listen to “Scorn and Death”<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Grausig \u2013 God\u2019s Replicated (Independent) [Death Metal]<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Grinder Blues – Grinder Blues (Megaforce) [Hard Rock]
\n<\/strong>Watch the making of Grinder Blues<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Halcyon Way \u2013 Conquer (Nightmare\/Massacre) [Progressive Metal]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cWeb of Lies\u201d\u00a0<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hemina \u2013 Nebulae (Bird\u2019s Robe) [Progressive Metal]
\n<\/strong>Stream (Seriously, do it)<\/a><\/p>\n

Johnny Touch \u2013 Inner City Wolves (Shadow Kingdom)
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cDishonourable Discharge\u201d\u00a0<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Joy – Under the Spell of Joy (Tee Pee) [Psychedelic]<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Karma to Burn – Arch Stanton (Deepdive) [Instrumetal\/Desert Rock]<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

King 810 – Memoirs of a Murderer (Roadrunner) [Crap Axl Likes]<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Lasher Zombie \u2013 King of Kinds (Torn Flesh) 8\/18\/14 [Crust\/Death Metal]
\n<\/strong>Stream<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Lou Siffer & The Howling Demons \u2013 At Your Service (Mighty) 8\/18\/14 [Heavy Metal]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cCoughin\u2019 in my Coffin\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n

Machinae Supremacy \u2013 Phantom Shadow (Spinefarm) 8\/22\/14 [SID Metal]
\n<\/strong>Listen<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong>Mary\u2019s Blood \u2013 Countdown to Evolution (Nippon Columbia) 8\/20\/14 [Melodic Metal]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cMarionette\u201d<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mater Thallium \u2013 Abandoned by the Sun (Autumnsongs) 8\/18\/14 [Progressive Doom]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cExiled Witness\u201d\u00a0<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Midnight \u2013 No Mercy for Mayhem (Hell\u2019s Headbangers) [Black Metal]
\n<\/strong>Stream<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nocturnal Poisoning \u2013 Doomgrass (The End) [Folk]
\n<\/strong>Listen<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nucleus Torn \u2013 Street Lights Fail (NA release \u2013 Prophecy) [Avant-garde\/Folk]
\n<\/strong>Listen<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Of Divinity \u2013 Lifeless (Independent) 8\/18\/14 [Flushcore]
\n<\/strong>Stream<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Overdrive \u2013 The Final Nightmare (Pure Steel) 8\/22\/14 [NWOBHM]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cTaken Young\u201d<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pallbearer – Foundations of Burden (Profound Lore) [Doom]
\n<\/strong>Sorry folks, the stream is down \ud83d\ude41\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Passion for Sorrow – Rotting Immortality (The Orchard) [Death Metal]
\n<\/strong>Listen to “Rotting Immortality”<\/a><\/p>\n

Pillbuster – Brothel (Stonerkill) [Stoner Rock]<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Planetary Cataclysm \u2013 The Great Deception (Independent) 8\/17\/14 [Flushcore]
\n<\/strong>Stream<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Powerlord – The Awakening Re-Release<\/em> (Shadow Kingdom) [Thrash]<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Principality of Hell \u2013 Fire & Brimstone (W.T.C. Productions) 8\/18\/14 [Black Thrash]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cCodex Inferno\u201d\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

Project Terror \u2013 Conquistador (Pure Steel) 8\/22\/14 [Power Metal]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cConquistador\u201d\u00a0<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Proselyte \u2013 Our Vessel\u2019s In Need (Teenage Disco Bloodbath) [Sludge]
\n<\/strong>Listen<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Provocator \u2013 Antikristus (Moribund) [Black Metal]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cUnholy Rape of the Holy Whore\u201d\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

Punch – They Don’t Have to Believe (Deathwish) [Hardcore\/Powerviolence]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cWorth More Than Your Opinion\u201d<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sacrocurse \u2013 Unholier Master (CD release – Iron Bonehead) [Black Metal]
\n<\/strong>Stream<\/a><\/p>\n

Six String Slaughter \u2013 Born Unspoiled (HPGD) [Death Metal]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cCareless\u201d\u00a0<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sleeping Giant – Finished People (Century Media) [Something Bojangles would like]
\n<\/strong>Listen to “Overthrow”<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sloth Herder\/Horde of the Eclipse – Split (Unholy Anarchy) [Grind]<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Soreption – Deterioration of Minds Re-Issue<\/em> (Unique Leader) [Tech Death]
\n<\/strong>Stream the full album<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Swine Overlord \u2013 Parables of Umbral Transcendence (Gore House) [Slam]
\n<\/strong>Stream<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Take Over and Destroy \u2013 Vacant Face (Comfort Point) [Blackened Death\/Doom]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cVacant Face\u201d\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

Thy Rites \u2013 Invoker of the Venomous Unlight (Independent) 8\/20\/14 [Black Metal]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cAltar of Satanic Sacrifice\u201d\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

The Trollenberg Terror \u2013 We\u2019ll Be Out of Prison by Midnight (Independent) 8\/22\/14 [Grindcore]
\n<\/strong>Stream<\/a><\/p>\n

Those Who Bring the Torture – Piling Up (Selfmadegod) [Deathgrind]
\n<\/strong>Stream<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Trioscapes – Digital Dream Sequence (Metal Blade) [Instrumetal Fusion]
\n<\/strong>Listen to \u201cStab Wounds”<\/a><\/p>\n

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Did we forget a new release? Is there a way we could improve this list? Let us know in the comments below!<\/strong><\/p>\n

(Photos VIA<\/a>, VIA<\/a>, VIA<\/a>, and VIA<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This Toilet Tuesday (8\/19\/2014) Picture this. You and your best buds are walking down some busy arterial in the central business district of your bustling college town. You’re on the hunt for something tasty because all you had today was a $1.25 Totino’s pizza shortly after you woke up at 1:00 pm. You’ve been stinging a bit today because your bros have been picking on you lately for being a total nerd who plays D&D online with your heavy metal pals. Suddenly, you realize that you can both defend your honor and kill your hunger in one fell swoop. The […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":3684,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,39,1],"tags":[262,839,840,841,394],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/TT5.png?fit=752%2C602&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3677"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3677"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3677\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}