{"id":41221,"date":"2015-12-27T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-12-27T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=41221"},"modified":"2015-12-26T20:49:30","modified_gmt":"2015-12-27T02:49:30","slug":"sunday-sesh-the-post-chrimbus-open-swim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/sunday-sesh-the-post-chrimbus-open-swim\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunday Sesh: The Post Chrimbus Open Swim"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Look, I drove 11 hours through crappy weather today only to have to hide in a bathroom during a tornado watch. I&#8217;m worn out, so I&#8217;m placing the onus on you, my fastidious commenters, to spearhead the discussion here.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/sadman.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-41222\"><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>This post is your Open Swim. Here are possible discussion items:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If you&#8217;re a materialistic whore, share what you got.<\/li>\n<li>If you&#8217;re a Grateful Greg, tell us how thankful you are for your family and friends.<\/li>\n<li>If you&#8217;re a sadsack, air your grievances.<\/li>\n<li>If you&#8217;re awesome, talk about Star Wars.<\/li>\n<li>Post anything, but use your brain and do the right thang.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Consider the video below my contribution to the discussion.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_34046\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5OGAs8FGzx4?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>(Photo <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dreamstime.com\/stock-photos-sad-man-wearing-santa-hat-image6663983\" target=\"_blank\">VIA<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look, I drove 11 hours through crappy weather today only to have to hide in a bathroom during a tornado watch. I&#8217;m worn out, so I&#8217;m placing the onus on you, my fastidious commenters, to spearhead the discussion here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":41222,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[36],"tags":[6219,5138],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/sadman.jpg?fit=700%2C467&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41221"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41221"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41221\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/41222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}